What. The fuck. Is with this stupid rule that hats can't be worn inside a house ( Read more... )

Nineteen 1319 for the epic win ( Read more... )

Luciffur the Panther comes up to you with a katana. He slices you into three sections, then purées your entrails with a wooden bat and a Wii controller.

Suddenly, he belts out, "Aww fuck, that was a mav!"